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"w is not a vowel"
- every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

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corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

(via disowns)

majortvjunkie:

taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence

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4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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